Unhappy Holiday #1

Over $2 mil in bongs shipped from China and labeled as Christmas ornaments, seized in LA by customs.

HERE

She Bait

Found in issue #14 of Avant Garde Magazine, 1971

Photographs by Mary Ellen Mark

I GOTTA FIND THE MOVIE

VIOLENCE
WAS THE ONLY ANSWER
THEY UNDERSTOOD

"Police!" Jacobs screamed. "Drop it!"
Lloyd raised his gun. Jacobs and Billy fired simultaneously, hitting Lloyd in the chest and stomach. Lloyd screamed and went down, clutching his abdomen.
The other goon was right behind Lloyd. In his hands was a shotgun. He had had more time to case the situation that Lloyd and fired directly at Jacobs. The sound of the blast shook the room. Pellets splattered the table in front of Jacobs but quick reflexes saved him.
Jacobs raised up immediately and pumped four rounds into the man. The goon collapsed like a sack, blood flowing out of the corners of his mouth.

From Black Narc by Jeffrey Feinman, 1977

XVIII

Fuck! Don Flamenco is a semi-musical alien growth inhabiting an NES and merging with its advanced technology. Probably. In any case, check em out on the links and enjoy their newest contribution to paranoia at large. Word.

FIGHT SMACK IN THE ORPHANAGE

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10 drugs Nuclear Assault would drive on.

By the By--

chad allen is rolling in his grave

Internet, its time we talked about Straight Up. I don't care what PSA's you've seen, Straight Up fucking owns them. I know you thought the videos you saw in middle school were hilarious (so did I) but you were wrong. You were wrong because, unless you went to middle school in southern california in 1989, you haven't seen Chad Allen's ultimate masterpiece.

The short version is that Chad Allen plays a kid who, for all intents and purposes, should be popular but is constantly being one upped by a little rat-faced kid in pre-ripped acid wash jeans. The multiethnic collection of young drug enthusiasts that constitute the 'popular kids' shun Chaddy for refusing to do drugs.

Simple shit, right? Wrong. Now, I'm going to finish this summary by throwing out a series of words and phrases that are explicitly related to this FEATURE LENGTH FILM: magic, hip-hop medallion, sunglasses, dungeon of ignorance, chainsaw attack, pit of snakes, rainbow headband, cowboys, gymnastics, spaceships, video store, Lou Gosset Jr and (last but not least) faith elevator. Combine that with rampant homoeroticism and singing and you have an idea of what I mean.

I leave you with a video from Fuck! Don Flamenco which accurately sums it all up. Kinda.





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